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2009

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We happen to film a frauder calling in for your sick delight. WARNING: – Harsh language and unprofessionalism involved. They waste our time, we waste theirs.

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  • J

    Just curious… how do you know he’s a frauder? Just because he gave those retarded replies to your retarded questions?

    September 11, 2009 @ 7:18am Reply
  • Keith

    I use my Ninja optimization to kill the spiders on the google!

    September 11, 2009 @ 7:26am Reply
  • Ruck

    @ J – Because I’m a genius. The very fact you asked that scares the hell out of me.

    September 11, 2009 @ 7:44am Reply
  • Bofu2U

    Baltimore Maryland? Give me the address I’ll get you a pic of the location hahaha

    September 11, 2009 @ 8:32am Reply
  • Jared

    You MUST get t-shirts related to this vid for ASW.

    September 11, 2009 @ 8:34am Reply
  • Nick Mattern

    I’d love to do that job for you guys full time. I’ll work for 1 keg of beer a day, no cash needed.

    Nick

    -PS I’ll even go Steve Irwin on the gators when they crawl into canoes.

    September 11, 2009 @ 8:54am Reply
  • Google Search Sux

    AWESOME!

    A n00b who won’t admit it and just makes random stuff up is just as bad as a frauder.

    Keep up the good work guys.

    September 11, 2009 @ 9:04am Reply
  • Ian Fernando

    I do KNOW S E ZERO!!! and I have the most latests software that does all that and more

    September 11, 2009 @ 9:19am Reply
  • Akita

    I hope joo guys let me in ur network.

    I advertise using the google through keyword clouds. thank u have nice day.

    BAHAHAHA Sorry I had to do it.

    September 11, 2009 @ 9:20am Reply
  • ppcbz

    ROFL this is fucking hilarious.

    PEPPER CLICK.
    S E ZERO.
    S E TWO.
    S E THREE.
    GOOGLE SEARCH ENGINES.

    You’ve been approved for denial.
    Ok thank you…?

    September 11, 2009 @ 10:05am Reply
  • Ran Aroussi

    You guys are hilarious!!! This is unbelievable.. LOL

    September 11, 2009 @ 10:16am Reply
  • leadicious

    Damn, this is really fun!

    September 11, 2009 @ 10:33am Reply
  • trevornk

    Haaaaaaaaahahahaha

    This is classic! Keep these comin!

    September 11, 2009 @ 10:40am Reply
  • Fused

    I use “The Google”!

    September 11, 2009 @ 11:13am Reply
  • Steve

    Okay – that was hilarious. I gotta slip some of that into the conversation when I make my app to C2M and get the call-back from you guys. LOL

    … but at least it sounded like this guy was a homegrown fraudster and not someone outsourced from India. ;)

    September 11, 2009 @ 11:55am Reply
  • andrew wee

    search engine authorization??? i gotta get me some of that.

    he does msn and bling, whoa.

    I’d clear junk email while talking to the dude to up my productivity.

    PS: Steve, you look pretty diff without the moustache. Did you do some facial hair optimization?

    September 11, 2009 @ 12:48pm Reply
  • Dustin

    Damn, I feel embarrassed to even be from Baltimore now, this guy just gave us all a bad name!!

    September 11, 2009 @ 2:23pm Reply
  • Jonathan Volk

    LOL! That was EPIC.

    September 11, 2009 @ 4:41pm Reply
  • TimSchroeder

    LOL. Wow that was a CLASSIC. Too F’ing funny!!!

    September 11, 2009 @ 4:55pm Reply
  • Gokarter

    Ruck and gang Awesome job ….

    You should have a Weekly Seminar and just interview that guy so that we can all learn the latest and greatest Marketing Techniques

    LOL And You Guys though you knew it all till you talked to him …

    September 11, 2009 @ 5:13pm Reply
  • bamm

    Gold. Thanks for posting this, many laughs for a friday night :)

    September 11, 2009 @ 5:24pm Reply
  • MoMoney

    The Google… The Google LMAO

    September 11, 2009 @ 5:48pm Reply
  • MediaBuyPimp

    Right round baby..right round. Awesome wtf is SE0? SE1 asshat! “We got software that takes care of everything” :D

    September 11, 2009 @ 6:56pm Reply
  • i

    Man, tht was real fun! How tht guy was dick-rolling himself? I was goin crazy laughing..lolz

    September 11, 2009 @ 7:32pm Reply
  • wazzinc

    love it! haha

    September 11, 2009 @ 8:23pm Reply
  • Hannah

    This is the single greatest video on youtube.

    September 11, 2009 @ 11:32pm Reply
  • CriatianC

    this just made my day….

    September 12, 2009 @ 3:46am Reply
  • DazzlinDonna

    OMG, tears are streaming down my cheeks, as I howl in laughter. POW!!!! LOLOLOLOL.

    September 12, 2009 @ 6:17am Reply
  • Nefig

    OH MY GOD IT WAS TOTALLY HYSTERICAL!!!!!!!! Holy crap I can’t stop laughing my ass off, Im crying here!
    great job guys!

    September 12, 2009 @ 11:54am Reply
  • kev grant

    hahaha awesome.

    “the Google look at spiders” :)

    you’ve got to admire his front.

    September 12, 2009 @ 12:25pm Reply
  • Cyn

    You’re way behind the times. SE4 is where it’s at baby.

    September 13, 2009 @ 4:39am Reply
  • Affiliate Marketing Blog

    This seems to be amazing.. LOL..
    Id love to collect this video as one of my favorites..

    September 13, 2009 @ 2:38pm Reply
  • Kior

    I do approvals for a network and I’ve had some funny conversations with the fraudsters but nothing as good as this! Someone needs to do a spoof sales letter page for this guy’s forthcoming ebook for sure.

    September 14, 2009 @ 6:01am Reply
  • DannyW

    Absolute classic. Thought it couldn’t get any better until you sent him to makemoniesonline.

    September 14, 2009 @ 8:22am Reply
  • donaldo

    Is there cock on your screen? lawl

    September 15, 2009 @ 7:05pm Reply
  • Teasastips

    When you asked if there was cock on the screen, that was hilarious…this is a classic!

    September 17, 2009 @ 4:17pm Reply
  • Motion Groove

    That was la bomba! S E ZERO MOFOS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! and the Google and the Bing! How about Bada Bing! shit, thanks for the laugh!

    September 18, 2009 @ 12:51pm Reply
  • narfunk

    Priceless!

    You need to call this guy about once a month to check up on him. When I lived in WA state we met this crazy old guy one night and he turned us on to calling his buddy “Lawnmower Wayne” who thought the feds were out to get him. “LW” also, couldn’t stand his ex-buddy “9 Turd Dave” (swear to God) and would go apeshit when we mentioned his name.

    We’d call him about once a week to let others hear. Sadly I’ve lost his number…

    September 23, 2009 @ 2:48pm Reply
  • enrikole

    I feel embarrassed for all enriko’s , hendriks in the world :(

    I had so many friends showing me this video asking if it was me :(

    September 24, 2009 @ 7:05am Reply
  • Charles

    wow, that was freakin’ hilarious. thanks for the good laugh.

    September 25, 2009 @ 8:40am Reply
  • Vinner

    This is The BEST Funny Video i ever saw.

    September 27, 2009 @ 8:57am Reply
  • volomike

    Hilarious. Thanks for sharing.

    October 01, 2009 @ 8:55pm Reply
  • Daniel

    I’m still unsure how he’s a frauder. Sounds more like an idiot. Are you saying he’s a fauder because he’s saying he’s a super affiliate on his app and really he basically knows nothing? I’m confused.

    October 06, 2009 @ 8:07am Reply
  • Ruck

    We’ve gotten thousands of applications we’ve interviewed to already know that at the end of the month the advertiser is going to tell us this guy either had someone fill out the leads or used a fake credit card.

    BTW – If he wasnt a frauder, dont you think he would have fought this a little bit before we had his name and address recorded and put online?

    Dur, he didnt use his real name or address. Besides frauders dont have time to argue. Not when it’s easy enough to get another 10 applications accepted to networks. 1 application caught is an expected casualty of war.

    October 06, 2009 @ 2:16pm Reply
  • Domenick

    Way to start off my morning, that was the best EVER, I’m literally crying, Priceless!!!

    January 07, 2010 @ 8:28am Reply

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